And I just bought a new 21 speed mountain bike!
"I see you got a new bike. Think you could outrun my camaro on that?"
"Any day!" I challenge back.
So he jumps in his car, slams the door and takes off. 20 mph.... 30mph... 40mph, he checks his mirror. Here I come, racing right past him.
"How is this possible?" He thought. So he puts into third gear, quickly reaching 50 mph. Easily passing me on me bike, he laughs and keeps it steady at 55 mph. But again, I zoom right past him..
He slams on his breaks, jumps out, and storms towards me confused and outraged.
"How the hell did you do that?!"
"Oh thank God you stopped.... My suspenders got caught in yor door!"
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