My boss told me, "You are the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

the wave

Why did they stop doing the 'wave' at BYU?Too many blondes were drowning.

This year's...

will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account.

Where can you...

Ferguson!

What's the...

You can't peanut butter your d*ck into someone's butt

Redneck Etiquette

- Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles,...

New Teacher

A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts...

Corny Pickup Lines

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: Yeah, but if I saw...

Time for the wedding

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But...

What do you call...

Sniggers

Q: How many...

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two: one to...