When I entered, he already had a glass of bourbon poured.
'Drink up,' he offered. Then proceeded to light a cigarette. 'Would you like one too?'
Oh shit, I thought, I'm gonna get fired. 'Please don't fire me!' I pleaded.
"oh, it's not that,' he explained with a wave. 'I just wanted you to suck my dick.'
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