the little girl doesn't want to and puts up a fight. the mom promises to get the kid one of those big oversize mall cookies if she behaves and gets her hair cut, and the kid agrees.
the little girl is sitting in the barber chair, eating her huge cookie, it's the only way she will sit still and behave.
after a few seconds of cutting her hair, the barber stops and says "little girl, you know you are getting hair on your cookie."
the little girl replies "yeah, I know, and my tits are growing too."
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