My best friend has two tickets for the CL-Final on Saturday in Milan. He bought them month ago and forgot, that he is getting married on Saturday (don't ask how that happend)...

What do you do...

You park the car, *man*.

What do you call...

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

What do you call...

An astronaut.

Effective...

They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb.

Three friends at...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and...

Wife sings and...

Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband:...

Warning- Gross Joke

(I warned you) A guy goes down on a hooker and has to keep stopping to spit...

Important Work Of...

The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it.

According to my...

....that was a tough postcard to read!

The Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals,...