(I warned you) A guy goes down on a hooker and has to keep stopping to spit out little bits of things- a tiny piece of a carrot, a tiny piece of a green bean. Finally he looks up and says, "What the hell is all this crap down here"? She says, "Sorry buddy- the last guy that was down there got sick".
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