My attempt to justifying the time I spend here.

Wife: I think my husband has alzheimer's.


Doc: Is he forgetting names?



Wife: No



Doc: Is he getting lost in familiar environments?



Wife: No



Doc: Is he forgetting to turn off the TV or stove?



Wife: No



Doc: Then why do you think he has alzheimer's?



Wife: Every day he goes to r/jokes.



Doc: Is this a new occurrence?



Wife: No, but he is laughing at the jokes.

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