The note said that he was disrespectful to the principal.
Me: Why were you disrespectful to the principal?
Son: We had a difference in opinion.
Me: And what might that be?
Son: I called her by her name. Everybody does behind her back anyway. I was just more direct.
Me: Well, you shouldn't since she's a lot older than you. Anyway, it could have been worse.
Son: How?
Me: What if your principal was a dictator who thought kittens weren't cute and that candy should be banned.
Son: ....
Me: Guess it can't!
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