A newly married couple was having extreme financial difficulties. Finally the husband said "honey I'm sorry, but there's nothing else we can do. I'm going to have to put you on the street corner." He drops his wife off around 2:00am and picks her up the next morning.
When he asked her how much money she made she replied "$110.25." He said "Who's the cheap bastard that only gave you a quarter!?"
She said "why, all of them did."
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