Musical Tale: The Queen left Europe to escape the War. As a Foreigner in Boston, she evaded the Police by traveling in Cars and sleeping in a Firehouse. Yes, she moved to the Styx for a while before taking a Jefferson Airplane to Chicago. There she found a Loverboy who suggested they Journey to Kansas. After a bad Kiss, they split and she and Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Then she met a Prince, fell in love, and Wham! our story is over.
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