Two Irish pilots, Murphy and Seamus, are flying a Ryanair Ltd. jet on its final approach at Cork Airport.
Murphy says: “BuayJesus! Maury an' Josefff! Look how short this runway is.”
Seamus replies: “Yes, but look how fookin' wide it is!”
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