Hello, Who is This

There was a woman who came home from work. She had a very long day and just wanted to relax. Just as she was about to sit down, the phone rang.

"Hello?" she said as she picked it up.
"Are you married?" the voice said.
"Who is this?" she asked.
No answer. She hung up the phone.

Just as she was about to sit down again, the phone rang.

"Hello?" she said, picking up the phone again.
"Do you have children?" the voice said.
"Who the crap is this?" she said
No answer. She hung up the phone.


Just as she was about to sit down AGAIN, the phone rang AGAIN.

"HELLO?!?!?!" she yelled, "Now this is it, if you don't tell me who you are, I am going to call the police!"
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