Mulan, in her campaign fighting in her father's stead, was wounded in a battle and knocked out.
When she woke up in the medical tent the next morning, a army surgeon approached her with a grim expression.
"Sir, it appears that during the brutal fighting, the ememy chopped off your penis..."
Mulan was shocked, not knowing how to react.
The surgeon resumed, "but you need not worry, we have already stitched the wound together."
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