when little Johnny interrupts class and say "Mrs. Anderson, I gotta go take a piss".
Mrs. Anderson replies "Now, Johnny. You know that is a bad word. We use the term 'urinate' and you will just have to hold it until you are able to properly ask permission."
Johnny thinks for a second, then raises his hand. When called he replies "Well Mrs. Anderson, you're an eight, but if your tits were a bit bigger, you'd be a ten."
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