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Mr. Smith finally got divorced after 5 years after a mean lengthy court battle. So to celebrate he goes to the local bar with one thing on his mind, TO GET LAID. He goes over to the bartender and asks if there was anyone he could recommend and would do it for free. Bartender turns his head and knods at a lady at the end of the bar and says, She loves sex and will do it here and now in the backroom. Mr. Smith looks over and sees a beautiful woman wearing a tight red dress with red matching heels and pantyhose that complimented her nice legs. He tips the bartender and walks over to the lovely lady and says, I just got divorced today and has been 5 years since I've had sex. Will you fuck me? Well the lady stands up, grabs his hand and they both rush into the backroom of the bar. Immediately she takes off his shirt, he takes off her dress and they begin to kiss and have sex. It is incredible! A minute goes by and Mr. Smith notices something peculiar and that is every time he thrusts into her her toes curl and every time he pulls out they uncurl. Well he does this another couple of minutes but it starts to bug him and stops. The women stares up at him and asks, Is something wrong? He stares down at her and quickly replies, No. This is incredible but something is bothering me? Why is it when I do this; he reinserts himself and motions to her feet, your toes curl; he pulls out, And when I do this your toes uncurl? The women starts to giggle, Why, Silly, you didn't let me take off my pantyhose!