A woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The distraught woman said "Are you stupid, no! And go away!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
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