Mr. Cheerio, the Fruity Cheerio (long, but it's worth it)

Once upon a time, there was a Fruity Cheerio. He was a poor cheerio, and lived on the streets. He had no family, and begged other cheerios for money every day. One day, Mr. Cheerio decided to pray to the Cheerio God.

"Dear Cheerio God. I am your humble Cheerio servant. I kindly ask that you grant me relief from my situation."

Mr. Cheerio goes to bed on a bench, and when he wakes up, he is amazed to find that he's now living inside a small apartment. His home isn't too big, and there's not much to look at, but it's a million times better than where he was before. Feeling dignified, Mr. Cheerio ventures out to get a job at Cheerio-Mart. It's minimum wage, and he hates stocking shelves, but it'll suffice. Mr. Cheerio also sets up an account on E-Cheerio, and meets a wonderful Chocolate Cheerio, who is destined to be his girlfriend. Satisfied, Mr. Cheerio stays happy for a few months. One day, Mr. Cheerio gets tired of where he's at, so he prays to the Cheerio God once again.

"O great Cheerio God. Thank you for your kindness. I am asking you humbly for more. Please grant me a nicer home and life."

To his pleasant surprise, Mr. Cheerio once again wakes up in a better situation. Now, he has a decently sized home. He lives in a house now, and he's got a TV and Cheerio-Station. His home isn't huge, but it's got a lot more than the bare necessities. Mr. Cheerio felt awesome. He decides to go out, quit his job, and apply for an engineering job instead. He gets it, and he's now getting a solid $60k a year. Mr. Cheerio decided that day to propose to his girlfriend. She accepts, and Mr. Cheerio has a Cheerio wedding in the same year. Mr. Cheerio is now feeling wonderful, and time passes like this for a few years. One day, Mr. Cheerio gets tired of his living, again. He prays to the Cheerio God.

"Awe-inspiring God of Cheerios. You have granted me so much already. Please, I ask only once more, make my situation better".

And so he did. The next morning, Mr. Cheerio wakes up in the largest mansion you could imagine. He owns every Cheerio-car on the market, has a Cheerio-Pool and Cheerio Alley in his basement, an elevator so he can see the Cheerio City from his roof, and best of all, the most comfortable Cheerio Bed. Amazed, Mr. Cheerio goes to apply for a new job. Without any effort at all, he is immediately hired as a Cheerio Lawyer. Mr. Cheerio now makes $250k a year, and he is super happy with his job. He also won the Cheerio Lottery three times, making him and his wife millionaires. His wife give birth to three wonderful Cheerio Children, and Mr. Cheerio now has a family whom he loves. Mr. Cheerio is world-famous for donating so many Cheerio dollars to charities, and being involved in projects around the world. Amazed with his success, Mr. Cheerio decides to celebrate by taking his family to the local Cheerio Fest.

When he arrives, the fest is very crowded, so he finds a picnic bench, and saves some spots for his family. After eating their packed lunches, Mr. Cheerio gets up to buy some beverages for his family. Scouting around through the crowd, Mr. Cheerio eventually spots a lemonade line. He would like to get some for his family, but the line is way too long, and Mr. Cheerio doesn't have the patience. A bit further away, he spots a beer line. The line is shorter, but his kids are underage, and he doesn't want to have to get in line twice for his kids. A little longer, and he spots a milk line. But his wife is lactose intolerant, so he moves on. Mr. Cheerio eventually spots the perfect place to head to, and gets in the punch line, but there wasn't one.

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