Moving

There was a man who was tired of his neighbors so one day he went over and told them to turn down their music. He knocked on the door and yelled at them to turn it down. The girl answered the door and told him to go to heck. The man yelled back "no! Turn down your darn music!" The girl was angry and went back in the house and turned it up even louder. This made the man even madder so he got a sledge hammer, broke through the front door and smashed the stereo to pieces. This made the girl even angrier and she started hitting the man with a salt shaker. Long story short they both got arrested. The next day the man decided he was moving. The first thing he wanted to do was make amends with his neighbors. So he took them a new stereo and some movies. They talked for a while and resolved their issues. The man went back home and started packing. He first wanted to pack his favorite shoes. He started putting them in a box and realized he was a salted.