It's movie night in the old folks home. Before the show this little old woman comes up to this little old man and ask if she can hold his penis during the movie. He replies, " Well I would say yes but I already promised Barbara."
Flabbergasted, the old woman says "Barbara! What's that bitch have that I don't?"
"Parkinson's." Replies the old man.
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