A professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, Physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: What the hell do you know on earth? You will die of illiteracy.After a while the boat started sinking. The sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?The professor said no.Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
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