Motorcycle and vasaline

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day,
he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks
better than a new one, although it is 10 years old, It's shiny and in mint
condition.

He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10
years.

'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside
and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the
rain", and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.

Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell
you something about my family. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact,
the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of
dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on
the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over
and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her
breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her
parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid
and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her
over the table, pulls down her panties and screws her every which way but
loose right there on the dinner table. Joe sits down. His girlfriend is
furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But
still....Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls out the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father shouts, 'I'll do the fuckin' dishes!!'