A soldier was talking to his mother on the phone and mentioned that he will start training on parachute landing this week. His mother felt worried and pleaded him not to go on with it, but he said: “I am a soldier, mom. I’m expected to do bolder things.”
On the day before the training, his mother called him and said that she dreamed that he was trying to open the parachute but it didn't open. He said: “Do you want everybody to laugh at me? I’m not telling them that I quit because of a dream”.
On the next morning, the young soldier boarded the plane to begin the drill. Everything was fine until his turn to jump came up, and the blood froze in his veins. He begged the instructor not to make him jump because of his mother’s dream. The instructor laughed then yelled at him, and at last convinced the soldier to switch parachutes.
The soldier jumped and was relieved when his parachute opened. Moments later, he saw the instructor darting to the ground, hopelessly trying to open the parachute, and yelled at the soldier: “I’LL RAPE YOUR MOTHER IN HEEEEEEELL”.
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