Mother Teresa dies and is greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter. He says, "Welcome my dear. We have a party all set up to welcome you."
"Well, thank you St Peter. But I would really like to see Hell. I've spent my entire life with a fear of Hell and I would like to know what I was afraid of."
St Peter tells that it is an unusual request but that he will check with the big guy and see if it is okay. He precedes to get on the phone and after a few minutes comes back a tells her that her request has been granted and all she has to do is look through the cloud bank.
Happily, Mother Teresa goes to the cloud bank and sticks her head inside. After a few minutes she pulls her head out looking irrate.
St Peter is taken by surprise and asks what the problem is.
"You motherfucking pieces of shit! I've feared Hell my whole life and this is why?!"
Thoroughly confused St Peter sticks his head into the cloud bank and looks around. Looking down at Hell he see beautiful green fields, flowing rivers, and other flowering plants. St. Peter pulls his head out and exclaims, "Fucking Mormons are irrigating again!"
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