Most people don't enjoy puns. Wordplay almost feels like an emotional knife stab to them. But at least they appreciate my humour when I get home

I think my ex...

I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!

How many male...

None, let the wenches do the dishes in the dark.

I'm a Girl Scout

I used this joke back In middle school through college (up until the age it...

Jim and Bob go...

They're on the 18th hole and the score is close. Bob tees off. Bob hooks the...

Fly fisherman do...

Fly fisherman do it with longer rods.

What do you call...

Probably incest.

Presidential Quiz

Disclaimer: this joke is a recycled joke from an existing one and made to be...

My wife was...

As an analogy she suggested, "It'd be like trying to find something to hold...

A guy's wife wins...

A guy's wife comes home and says, "Pack your bags, honey, I just won the...

A horse walks...

Bartender asks 'Why the long face?'.