I used this joke back In middle school through college (up until the age it got creepy to say.) I'm a dude.
Someone talks about Girl Scouts, usually their cookies
Me: You know, I'm a Girl Scout
Unsuspecting participant: oh yeah?
Me: Yes. I scout girls.
Now I say that I used to be a Girl Scout back in high school, but now I'm a Woman Scout.
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