So this elderly coroner and his new assistant are in the morgue when a body comes in. The coroner turns to his assistant and asks. "Are you ready, son?"
"Absolutely!" Says the assistant.
The doctor uncovers the body and the first thing the assistant notices is it's huge penis, the biggest he's ever seen.
They go through the autopsy and the doctor covers him back up. The assistant turns to the doctor and says, "I don't wanna sound unprofessional, but did you SEE that guy's penis?"
The doctor turns and goes "Yeah, what about it? I got one just like it!"
The assistant, baffled, replies, "You have one just as big?!"
And the doctor goes, "No, one just as dead."
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