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Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.


Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent.


At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. The Ides of March murdered Caesar because they thought he was going to be made king. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul.


The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.


David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph gave refuse to the Israelites. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.


The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.


In one of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy.


Magna Carta provided that no free men should be hanged twice for the same offense.


The reward to the victor was a coral wreath.


The Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.