(For a skit version, two people will have to come up from the audience, and hold a long pole.)
A man walks into a candy shop, and sees two things: two men holding a large stick, and a worker at a counter, sleeping.
The man walks up to the counter, and rings the bell. The worker wakes up instantly.
"*yawn* Uh, hello, welcome to the candy shop, would you like anything?" the worker says.
The man replies, "Uh, do you have any Reese's?"
"Nope, we ran out."
"Any Skittles?"
"Sorry."
"Tootsie Rolls?"
"No. We never carry those."
The man is frustrated, and says, "Look, my daughter wants a pinata for her birthday, and I need some candy to fill it. You don't have Reese's, you don't have Tootsie Rolls, you don't even have a pack of Skittles! Do you even have *anything*?!"
The worker replies, "Well, if you're interested, we got two suckers on a stick."
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