Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home.
Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom's room. Later that night they did just that.
Jim looked at Tom and said, "Did you see that? What in the hell were Nancy & Betty wearing?"
"I don't know, but whatever it was, it sure needed ironing."
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