Dear John

A young man was drafted into the war, named John. He received a
letter one day at the mail call from his girlfriend. In it, she
dumped him very harshly and demanded her picture back. This hurt
his feelings and he spent a while figuring out how to get her
back. So finally he wrote her.
"Dear Anna,
I will miss you and you say you want your picture back? I'm not
sure which one is you. Please select the approprite picture and
send the rest back.
Love John."


And in it he included about a dozen more pictures, all of
different girls, plus Anna's, that he collected from his friends.