Twenty Something - The cost of a sitter for Saturday night.
Fancy Restaurant - One that serves cold soup on purpose.
College - The four-year period when parents are permitted access to their home telephone.
Hors D'oeuvres - A sandwich cut into 20 pieces.
Kissing - A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other.
Emergency Numbers - Police station, Fire Department and fast food places that deliver.
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