She told me that she has trouble dating. Curious, I asked her why. She said that she keeps putting out on the first date. When I asked why she tells me this; "Well whenever things get heated, I try to tell them that I'm not that type of girl. Unfortunately, by the time I'm done telling them that, I am."
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