So two male explorers are wandering on a foreign island and are suddenly both rendered unconscious. When they wake up, they find themselves tied up and sitting on the ground in front of some native people of the island.
One of the natives, which appears to be the chieftain, says something in foreign tongue, which the explorers do not understand. A translator appears and asks the explorers a question.
"Death? Or Moomfa?"
To this one of the explorers replied, "Well, I'm pretty sure anything is better than death... Ill take Moomfa!"
Chatter erupts from the entire village with the word, "Moomfa" sprouting everywhere. The explorer is taken over to a log, and is stripped of clothing. To which the ENTIRE village has their way with him. Once done, the natives untie him, and let him walk away shuddering and puking.
The chief then says the same native words, which is then translated again.
"Death? Or Moomfa?!"
"Oh... nononononono! I'll take death!!!"
Chief mutters some new words. Translator says, "Okay, DEATH BY MOOMFA!!!!"
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