1.Who does a vampire love?
the girl necks-door!
2.Docter, Docter I keep thinking im a bridge what on earth has come over you? 3 Trucks 5 vans and 18 cars!
3.Docter, Docter how do I stop my nose from running? Stick your foot out an trip it up!
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