one day a boy said mommy how old are you and the mom said thats one thing you never ask a woman, and then the boy said mommy how much do you weight? and the mom said thats one thing you never ask a woman, and then he said mommy why did you and daddy get divorced? and she said once agian thats something you never ask a woman...so the boy left to look at her drivers liscenes and came back and said mommmy i know how old you are really? replied the mom, he said yea 25 years old and then he said mommy i know how much you weigh too...and the mom replied really? and the boy said yes 130 lbs then the mom said and im guessing you know why me and daddy got a divorece right??? and the boy said right, because you got an F in sex.
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