A guy goes to prison for tax fraud and winds up sharing a cell with an absolutely massive violent offender called Bubba.
The cell door shuts for the night and the lights go out. Our protagonist is curled up on his bed literally fearing for his life on his first night in prison. Out of the darkness he hears his cell mate Bubba speak for the first time in a meanacing tone,
"Do you want to play mommies and daddies?"
Our mans heart sinks at the prospect of what is about to happen.
"Erm, no, not really" he replies meekly.
"We're playing mommies and daddies!" says Bubba in an even more menacing and gravelly tone. "Do you want to be mummy or daddy?"
Resigned to his fate, our hero considers which is worse, to fuck, or be fucked. After a few moments of intensly deep thought he concludes it better to be the one doing the fucking and whimpers "I'll be daddy".
"Good" rumbles Bubba. "Now come over here and suck mommies cock".
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