"I never graduated college" he said. "All the money you gave me, I spent it on booze. I've been living a lie!"
"what about your job?" The mother asks.
"A lie. I don't have a job. I don't have anything. I'm homeless!"
The father steps forward. He clenches his fists. The mother says "No, honey please". His face gets red, his eye twitches. Then he steps closer, unable to restrain himself any longer.
"HI HOMELESS, I'M DAD!"
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