Mohammed says "Hey would you guys like to eat fish? I will cook it for you."
After a few moments thinking about it they hatched a plan...
Jesus walked out onto the water and said "I'll scare the fish your way!"
Moses said, "Ok! I'll part the sea so the fish fall out on the land!"
Sure enough it parted and the fish plopped out just as He had said.
Mohammed said "Lalallalalalalla!" and blew Himself up in a big fireball which ignited all the fish and cooked them perfectly in all the ways.
Then they feasted on the hardened soil, sharing fish and having a good time.
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