Mocking Religions is Bad, Mmkay?

This reminds me of that story in II Galoshians 4:12-25

12.Children, remember when our Lord, Christ, hung on the cross, looking down toward his disciples and saw even Peter, who had denied him.

13. "Peter," spake the Lord.

14. Peter heard his Lord speak his name, but no more, so he quickly tried to climb up and hear if Jesus had any last words. 15. Yet in his haste he slipped and fell and sprained his right knee, even as Jesus had said that morning, 16."You need to be careful, Peter, or you will sprain your knee one day."

17. "Peter," spake the Lord again.

18. Then did Peter resolve to hear his Lord's voice. 19. He reached for and climbed the cross, only to lose his grip and fall again, breaking the bones in his left hand.

20. "Peter," Jesus said one last time, and his voice was fraught with death."

21. At this, Peter found himself imbued with the Holy Spirit, and thus did he climb. 22. Reaching the apex of the cross, he wrapped himself onto it and touched Jesus' face.

23. "My Lord! It is I!" spake Peter. "Peter, your servant."

24. "Peter," the Lord said, softly now. 25. "I think I can see your house. from here."

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