Boy: "Miss, may I kiss you?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Could you let me embrace your waist with my arms?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Well, then, may I touch your hands?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Why do you keep saying 'No' all the time?"
Girl: "Mom said, when date with a boyfriend for the first time, remember to say No to everything."
Boy: "Oh, really? Your mom is so..., OK. Miss, do you mind I touch your hands?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Miss, do you mind if I embrace your waist with my arms? "
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Miss, do you mind I kiss you?"
Girl: "Er... No."
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