Miss Honey is taking her kindergarten class through the alphabet

"So kids," says Miss Honey, "We're going to go through the alphabet today and see what you all remember. To start with, can anyone tell me a word beginning with the letter A?"

Slowly little Timmy's hand goes up...

"Yes Timmy, what word do you have?"

"Arsehole, miss."

"Timmy! That is a very rude word. I don't know where you heard it but it is a naughty word which is very mean and you really shouldn't say it. It does begin with an 'A' though so I think we'll just move on. Ok kids, how about a word beginning with the letter 'B'?"

There's silence in the class, until slowly little Timmy's hand goes up again.

"Ok Timmy," sighs Miss Honey "What word do you have?"

"Bitch, miss"

"Timmy, for God's sake! That is a horrible word to say. I want to talk to you afterwords about where you're hearing all these terrible words. Class, that is a very mean word to say to a woman and none of you should say it. Again... it does begin with a 'B' though, so well done for that Timmy and we'll move on. Ummmm...." she paused. "I think given Timmy's mood we're going to skip over 'C' for now, how about a word beginning with the letter 'D'?"

Again there's silence in the room.

"No one?" asks Miss Honey

Then slowly and inevitably little Timmy's hand goes up.

"OK then Timmy, last chance, what is your word, and it better not be rude!"

"Dwarf, miss"

"Timmy, what a fantastic word! A very difficult one indeed! Can you tell the class what a dwarf is?"

"Sure, miss," replies Timmy. "It's a little cunt about this big."