Mirror Mirror

A woman went to shop for a mirror when she chanced upon an expensive one. When she asked why, the salesman told her it was magical, that if you recited a rhyme in front of it, your wishes would come true. The woman bought it and hung it on the door at home.

Mirror Mirror on the door
Make my busts a forty-four

The woman instantly had a huge chest. She told her husband but he was in doubt. He went to the mirror then and said:

Mirror Mirror on the door
Make my penis hit the floor

His legs were missing, leaving stumps mid-thigh.

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