She was in a wheelchair, had no legs, and only one arm. I asked her what was wrong.
"Today is my 20th birthday and I never once was kissed by a man! "
So, I leaned in, and tenderly kissed her on her lips. She was overjoyed, with tears of happiness in her eyes. She then looked deeply into my eyes and spoke to me softly.
"Well I'm 20 years old and well, I've never been fucked..."
I smiled at her and caressed her beautiful blonde hair. My hands ran down her sides as I moved my fingers to undo the buckle for the wheelchair.
Then I tossed her and the wheelchair over the railing into the bay.
"You've just been fucked my dear! "
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