A blonde hears that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she leaves a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman reads the note, he figures there must be a mistake; she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocks on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde comes to the door and the milkman says, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde says, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman says, "Okay. Do you want it pasteurized?"
And blonde says "No, just up to my tits."
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