and his non smoking friend approaches him and says:" dude you know if you saved the money you spent on cigarettes your whole life, you would now own your personal Jet" , Mike asks " dude have you ever been smoking ?" ,"never" the friend replies,
Mike:" then where the fuck is your Jet ?"
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