Mike Tyson,Don King,and Oscar de la Hoya

One day a lady went to get 2 tattoos done. One of Mike Tyson on
the inside of her upper right leg and one of Oscar de la Hoya on
her upper left leg. When the tattoos were done she was not
satisfied and decided to file charges on the man who made the
tattoos. On the first day of the court case the judge asked the
woman to explain her point of view of the story, and so she did.
Then the judge asked her politely to lay on the table and spread
her legs open, and so she did. (she did not like to wear panties
and so she didn't have any on that day and she did not shave
that day either) The judge went closer to her and looked closely
at the tattoos, he then said "well that certainly does not look
like Mike Tyson and that certainly does not look like Oscar de
la Hoya but that certainly looks identical to Don King.