Mike rushed into a math class while in full session

Mike rushed into a math class while in full session.
The teacher was aghast:

- Why are you so late Mike?

Mike tried to calm down:

- Gunmen in ski masks attacked me.

The teacher reached out to him:

- Oh My God! Are you hurt?

Mike:

- No, but they managed to grab my homework.

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