I was bitching about our stupid, stupid computer system which was written by people who do not do our job. I complained to the my boss "Dammit, why can't we just just un-fuck this program and make it do what we want?"
Boss: "That would be hard."
Me (spur of the moment): "Know what else was hard? Being a beta tester for Viagra."
Boom. Meeting ended. The computer system will not be changed.
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