MI6 needed a new recruit, they had thousands of applicants. Needing only one person, they held multiple tests, and interviews, until they finally narrowed it down to these last three men, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.
The Chief of MI6 had one final test. A test that would surely be able to leave them with one man at the most.
He invites the Englishman to a room, this room had two doors, one where they entered and another directly behind the chief. In the middle, between the doors was a desk, where the Chief sat.
"Morning lad", Said the director, "What exactly are you prepared to do for your country?"
"Anything you tell me to do", he said proudly.
"Good.", the chief responded. He slid a handgun across the desk, toward the recruit.
"Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and kill her."
The young man took the gun and slowly walked in the room. Minutes pass, and he eventually walks out and gives the weapon back.
"I'm sorry, I can't do it. I've just married her and I can't let her go."
"That's fine," the Director answered. "You're excused."
The Irishman comes in next, an older chap. The same scenario plays out, gun is handed to him, he is told his wife is in the next room, he enters and shuts the door behind himself and after a few minutes pass he eventually comes out.
"I can't do it", says the older recruit, "I've been married for two years, she's my wife and the mother of my children."
The director excuses him, and in comes the Scotsman.
"We have one last test", Said the director.
"Yeah, what is it, then?", he said.
He slides the gun across the desk. "Your wife is in the next room. Go kill her."
"The misses?" He asked.
The director nodded. The * went in the room, closed the door, and barely time has passed before shots are heard.
BANG... BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
A few more seconds pass.
CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH
The Scott stumbles out, exhausted. The Chief stands up.
"What the bloody hell was that all about?!", he asked in a panic.
"Well, ya see", he explained," the blasted gun was filled with blanks so I had to use the chair!"
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