....watching T.V. when a prison guard walks in and turns it off. The guard says, "The warden wants us to cut costs so that means cleaning up the excess number of cable channels for you guys to watch. So you got any advice on which ones to drop so I don't get raped by the warden?"
The prisoners urged, "Whatever you do, don't drop the soap...operas"
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